Movie Reviews
Im not exactly a rabid moviegoer, but I do like a nice film now and then. On this page, I
provide my own reviews of some of my favorite films, and of some not-so-favorites that I've somehow seen, anyway.
All of the reviews are for movies Ive actually seen. I dont go to the movies
very much these days, but I do buy DVDs to watch at home (its less of a hassle, and I
can see a movie over and over again if I want to). My reviews are quite subjective, of course, and so you may or
may not agree with me about a given movie. The reviews below are generally positive; I rarely review movies
that I dont like.
Most of the films I like are either hard (that is, accurate) science fiction, or
family-oriented films, but there are many exceptions. I never really grew up, so some of my selections
might seem a bit juvenile; however, a lot of films made for children are still enjoyable for adults, at least in
my experience.
Not all of these films are recent. I have eclectic tastes and there are many classic films that I've only
seen long after their initial release. When I see them, sometimes I review them, no matter how old they are.
Each of the movies has links you can follow to actually buy a DVD from Amazon.com, the Internets leading online media merchant (in
addition to movies, they sell books and CDs). Ive bought lots of things from Amazon.com, and
Ive always found them to be trustworthy and highly efficient. If no DVD is available, I link to a
videocassette (if any).
Superheros Meet Bond
The Incredibles
Pixar has again outdone itself with this superlative computer-animated film. It's a
combination of superhero comic, 1950s B-movie, and James Bond film. I've seen it
several times.
The premise of the film is that the world's superheros have been forced into an anonymous
protection program by constant lawsuits subsequent to their various crime-fighting deeds. One of
them, Bob Parr (Craig T. Nelson), also known as Mr. Incredible, lives in mediocrity and
anonymity in the program with his superhero wife, Helen, a/k/a Elastigirl (Holly
Hunter), and their children, one of whom can turn invisible and generate force fields, and the other of
whom can move at lightning speeds. Periodically Bob yields to the urge to engage in some clandestine
crimefighting (often with friend Frozone, voice by Samuel T. Jackson), then one day he receives a
mysterious call for help from a woman named Mirage (Elizabeth Peņa), and trouble begins.
This movie is a fascinating blend of 1950s-style cartoon (including Googie-style decor
and architecture), James Bond adventure (with stunts that look real but would be impossible to
execute in a live-action film), and superhero comic book. I was also pleased with Edna
Mode (Brad Bird), an obvious and hilarious parody of legendary costume designer Edith Head,
and I liked the involvement and assertiveness of Helen (the animation even manages to carry some
of Holly Hunter's appearance, although Holly Hunter is a lot cuter in real life).
Pixar wisely chose not to make the human characters in the film look photorealistic (photorealism is
extremely difficult and expensive and usually tumbles into the dangerous uncanny valley). Their
cartoonish proportions combined with perfect 3D renderings just make the film all the more
entertaining—like the Jetsons on steroids. There is a lot of parody in the film that I like,
too, such as the impossibly grandiose headquarters of the bad guy (far more extreme than any
combination of live action and CGI could produce in a Bond film), and the frequent references by the
superheros to the habit that the bad guys have of beginning a long monologue before finishing off a
superhero, thus giving the latter time to escape and exposing the plot of the film.
All in all, this film is one of the rare few that might still justify an overpriced ticket to a local
multiplex. Of course, as a DVD with a good big-screen TV and good home-theater sound, it will be an even
better experience. (Computer-generated movies tend to translate particularly well to DVD.)
Children should like this film very much. There's no gore, and lots of action, although I don't know
that I'd call it violence (most of it is of the implausible cartoon variety). There are a handful of
scenes that might very briefly spook young children, but nothing that will give them nightmares.
Pixar Animation Studios / Walt Disney Pictures, 2004 / Rated PG
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When Nerds Saved the Day
Apollo 13
Apollo 13 has replaced (or rather matched) 2001: A Space Odyssey as my
favorite film, and judging by the reviews and awards the film has received, I'm not alone in this
respect.
This movie tells the true story of Apollo 13, a routine trip to the moon
that suddenly went horribly wrong when an explosion destroyed the oxygen supply of the astronauts. For
once, Hollywood has not exaggerated reality; in fact, the real story was even scarier than the movie
portrays it to be, but the movie didnt have time to cover all the unpleasant details. Director
Ron Howard is extremely faithful to reality, and his accuracy, coupled with Howards
expertise in putting the facts on the screen, plus the knowledge that this all really happened, is
enough to keep you on the edge of your seat from the moment the explosion occurs to the instant that the
astronauts successfully splash down in the Pacific. It is to the directors credit that he resisted
the temptation to become fanciful or melodramatic and stuck to the facts. The result is better than any
fictional story could have been.
Apollo 13 is the only film I can remember seeing that (1) portrays engineers as heroes, and
(2) provides insight into the way nerds really think and behave. In this film, we see
engineers as human beings and central characters, rather than as robots or caricatures serving as comic
relief, and we understand the emotional and intellectual investments they have made in their work.
Although director Ron Howard admits that he originally saw the engineers as relatively incidental
to the story, he says that he included them more and more in the film as it became obvious just how
important they were to the success and rescue of the mission. In consequence, it becomes clear in
Apollo 13 that the geeks with the plastic pocket protectors were the people who actually saved the
astronauts. And best of all, thats the way it actually happened.
This film also boasts superlative special effects. All of the images in the film are new,
created specifically for the movie using models, digital images, and mattes, even
though they look exactly like archive footage of the real mission. Much of the dialog is taken directly
from actual mission transcripts. Its like seeing the real thing with incredibly enhanced clarity
and detail.
Nerds like me will appreciate the technical accuracy of the film. Many of the scenes in
zero gravity, for example, really were filmed in zero gravity (using a special aircraft
that can create periods of true weightlessness for about 30 seconds at a time)the actors are not
suspended on wires or otherwise made to appear weightless when they really werent. All the
hardware is real and accurate. Most of the space shots are accurate as well (with a couple minor
errors that seem to plague Hollywood, such as sound in space, visible thrust plumes, etc.).
In terms of performances, all of the cast does an excellent job, and Ed Harris is
particularly realistic as Flight Director Eugene Kranz. The actors do become a bit emotional at
times (compared to real nerds), but they still exercise quite a bit of self-restraint, when you compare
this film to other science films in which the principals spend half the film yelling at each
other.
Universal Pictures, 1995 / Rated PG
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The Little Guy Who Could
Bowfinger
I originally expected this film to be an average comedy, but it turned out to be an excellent comedy. In accordance
with my usual preferences, it is suitable for the whole family, theres no gore, the pace is excellent, the jokes
are funny and abundant, and it has a happy ending.
Steven Martin plays the title role of poor Robert Bowfinger, a 49-year-old wannabe mogul
on the fringes of Hollywood who decides to make one last stab at producing a Serious Motion Picture.
Armed with an alien-invasion script penned by his accountant (Adam Alexi-Malle), he gathers his friends
(all losers as well) together and announces that he has signed megastar Kit Ramsey (Eddie Murphy)
to star in his new film. The only problem is that Ramsey hasnt signed anything and has no idea what is
going on, and so Bowfinger must make his
blockbuster by stealing shots of Ramsey in contrived encounters with the rest of his cast (all of whom believe that
Ramseys bewilderment is just part of his acting style). This movie-within-a-movie is the premise for the film, and
it works very well, with plenty of giggles and quite a few major laughs.
Eddie Murphy plays two completely different roles in this film, one as the paranoid action star Ramsey, and the
other as Ramseys lookalike stand-in, Jiff. As he did in The Nutty Professor, Murphy manages to pull off
both portrayals flawlessly—its hard to believe that the same person is playing both roles. Kit Ramsey is a
clever but somewhat neurotic action star who fears aliens, sees race discrimination in every script, and
hears Kennedy-like voices encouraging him to exhibit himself to the Laker Girls; he is regularly
brought to earth by his Mind Head counselor, Terry Stricter (well played by Terence Stamp).
Jiff is a clueless innocent who just happens to look like Ramsey and is recruited by Bowfinger for the filming of
shots that he cannot fortuitously obtain on the sly with the real Ramsey. Anyway, Murphys performances are some
of the highlights of the film.
Steve Martin is also very good at playing a con artist with a heart, who really only wants to find a way to
make his Big Picture. Martin also wrote the excellent screenplay. His concept of the Mind Head organization
is a fairly obvious parody of Scientology (and a moderately neutral one at that).
Heather Graham (as an innocent newcomer to Hollywood with ambitions of sleeping her way to the top),
Christine Baranski, Kohl Sudduth, and Jamie Kennedy round out the cast with good performances.
I really dont consider Heather Graham pretty, though. Robert Downey, Jr. has a small but important role
in the film, particularly during one of the funniest scenes in the movie.
The movie ends happily. My favorite scene is the scene late in the movie with the FedEx man, but youll
have to see the movie for yourself to find out why.
I notice significant parallels between this film and Ed Wood, but Im not sure if that was coincidental
or deliberate (Ed Wood was a true story, whereas this film is fiction, but the similarities are uncanny).
In addition, despite the constant laughs and generally entertaining quality of the film,
there is an undercurrent of serious comment on the business of making movies that does lead one to reflect a
bit on the lives of those who never manage to become a Steven Spielberg or a Robert De Niro.
Universal Pictures, 1999 / Rated PG-13 / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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The Eggheads Revenge?
Matilda
Ive noticed that, for whatever reason, I tend to like films that have anything to do with the work
of Roald Dahl, even though I didnt even know who he was when I first enjoyed the films. Matilda
is one of these films.
Matilda is a gifted little girl, with a strong intellect and unusual telekinetic powers. Although she starts out
as an innocent victim of the nasty grown-ups that seem to surround her, she eventually uses her powers to put the worst
of them in their place. The plot is pretty straightforward.
The nice thing about this film is the level of exaggeration it contains (not unlike other films influenced by Roald Dahl).
Matilda includes a vast number of close-ups and extreme close-ups, shot at wide angles either from well below
the subject (when a child's viewpoint is being represented) or well above the subject (when an adult is talking to a child).
The interesting thing is that I find that this actually captures a bit of the perception I had of the world when I was
very little.
All of the characters in this film are caricatures, except for the children themselves. Even the one and only nice adult in
the film, Miss Honey (Embeth Davitz) is so soft-spoken and gentle that she makes Mister Rogers
seem like the Terminator in comparison. Miss Trunchbull (Pam Ferris) is the incarnation of evil,
with her torture chamber inspired by an iron maiden; Matildas parents (Danny de Vito and Rhea Pearlman)
are less extreme but still well over the top (although Ive met a few people just like them in real life).
I consider this a very good film for children, provided that their parents watch it with them (there are scary parts). The only bad
thing about the film is that Danny de Vito also narrates it, in addition to playing the part of Matildas terrible father.
TriStar Pictures, 1996 / Rated PG / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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Adventures in Paris
Madeline
This charming film, one of the most recent fruits of a tree planted by Ludwig Bemelman in the classic
childrens poem of the same name, is pretty much guaranteed to appeal to young girls of the same age as
the main character (that is, 5-10 years old). Actress Hatty Jones interprets the role of Madeline
expertly, and the supporting cast, including Frances McDormand as Miss Clavel, does a fine job as
well. The production values
are superb, and each scene is a visual treat from a cinematography standpoint—it is true that no ground is
being broken here, but its nice to see cinematography in the classic, professional style. Add to this
the fact that the film is filled with scenes of Paris, France (the setting of the story) and that
the DVD transfer is of extraordinary quality, and the net result is great entertainment for the whole
family.
The plot is pretty simple, with a schoolful of young girls being involved in various adventures while the
owner of the school, an apparently mean old man, tries to permanently close and sell the school. I wasnt
exactly on the edge of my seat while watching the film, but the film is beautifully executed and I think I
can recommend it without the slightest reservation to anyone with young children, especially young girls. I kind
of wondered why little girls in a French school would have British accents, or why the son of the Spanish
ambassador living next to them would speak English like some California dude straight out of the Valley, but I suppose those
are just trivial details. Also, the film seems to be set in a kind of never-never time period that looks
a lot like the 1950s (even though some things, such as the lighting on the Eiffel Tower, clearly betray
the modern-day period of filming)—I guess that adds to the charm. Most of the characters are stereotyped; children
will have no trouble figuring out whos who. Incredibly, the film is rated PG (it could scarcely be more innocent than
it already is!).
So why did I watch the film? Well, I wanted to see how it showed Paris—and it shows it rather well (the film
can almost double as a travel advertisement for the city!). Now I know why I saw the dome at the
Invalides all lit in blue one night while walking home (instead of the usual
orange lighting)—they were filming one of the scenes from this movie! Additionally,
as Ive said, the production values are very high, and the film is of great quality. No gore, no sex, no violence,
just simple fun. A great addition to any family video library.
TriStar Pictures, 1998 / Rated PG / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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Of Ants and Men
Antz
Antz isnt nearly as good as its contemporary, A Bugs Life, but it is
still pretty good. The animation is excellent, and the computer-generated visuals are first-rate overall. The best part of the
movie is Gene Hackmans superb voice characterization of General Mandible, the most interesting
character in the film (with animation perfectly matched to Hackmans voice), although Sylvester
Stallones characterization of Weaver, a macho but friendly soldier ant,
comes in as a fairly close second. The worst thing about the film—it almost ruins it, in fact—is that Woody Allen
does the voice characterization for the lead character, Z-4195, a neurotic and initially ineffectual ant
around whom the story revolves. While Allens trademark neuroses and running monologues are entertaining in
settings designed for them, they seem terribly out of place in a movie like this.
The plot involves poor little Zs fortuitous involvement in a secret plot by General Mandible to flood
the ant colony and kill everyone except the Queen, her daughter (the Generals fiancée), and
his army. The film can be amusing for the whole family, but the story (and the visuals) are a bit on the dark side for
younger children (although not scary, except for the war with the termites). Teenagers might like it. Young children
probably wont care for it beyond the visual impression it creates.
The best single scene in the film is at the end, when the camera pulls away from a huge crowd of ants and continues
back, back, and further back, zooming out until we see that the crowd of millions of ants and indeed
the entire world in which they live is no more than a tiny
spot on a tiny hill in patch of dirt in Central Park. It reminded me of Contact, strangely.
One thing that puzzles me about Antz is that the producers apparently felt obligated to hire Big Names
for the voice characterizations. They could have used unknowns or just normal Hollywood talent,
as A Bugs Life did, and still achieved
the same result—although Gene Hackman did a really good job here.
The DVD transfer of this film is extremely clean, in widescreen anamorphic format.
DreamWorks SKG, 1996 / Rated PG / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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Classic Family Fare by Car
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
This film, which is now over thirty years old, is of a type that hardly ever seems to get made these days, that is, it
is absolutely G-rated throughout and yet it is still very entertaining (nowadays, only Disney seems to manage that, or
even take an interest in it).
It is based on Ian Flemings story
of a magical car (yes, this is the same Ian Fleming who wrote the James Bond series), although the
move to the screen changed quite a bit. Roald Dahl (again!) expertly prepared the screenplay and
took the darker edge off the book, turning this into a good film for children instead of something that
would normally appeal to teenagers and beyond.
The plot revolves around an eccentric inventor, played superbly by Dick van Dyke in his prime and
at his best, who salvages an old racing car and turns it into a magical flying car. Spies from the evil
country of Vulgaria kidnap the inventors eccentric father (an amusing performance by Lionel Jeffries)
in a case of mistaken identity, and so the inventor,
his children, and a charming lady friend (Sally Ann Howes)
set off to rescue the father in the magical car. The film is filled with a
bit more music than I care for, but some of the tunes are quite catchy, including the theme song and a few
others ("The Old Bamboo," "Toot Sweets"). Many excellent performances support the film (Gert Fröbe as
the evil baron and Anna Quayle as his wife, Benny Hill as a toymaker, and Robert Helpmann as the
supremely evil childcatcher. Howe is
nice as the love interest, too (ick!). Its interesting that I thought Quayle seemed terribly wicked and evil
when I first saw this movie, but now what I notice most about her is that she looked great in a teddy!
There are some parts of the movie that will spook young children and have them hissing at the bad guys. The
childcatcher is particularly scary. But all turns out well in the end, of course, and youll end up humming
the theme song for hours after you see the film.
My favorite scene is the scene in which Professor Potts (van Dyke) opens the doors to his workroom
and rolls out a fabulously, shiny new car, a complete makeover from the junk heap he rolled into the workroom
several days before. I thought that was so cool!
This film was produced by Albert R. Broccoli, the same person who produced most of the Bond films.
The DVD transfer is good but pan-and-scan, which I dont care for. Still, its a nice film. Once again, I
recommend it highly to families with young children.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM/UA), 1968 / Rated G / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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A Really Scary Movie
The Haunting
No, I am not talking about the recent remake that has received universally dismal reviews; Im talking about
the original, black-and-white movie based on Shirley Jackson's horror novel, made in 1963, and starring Julie Harris,
Russ Tamblyn, Claire Bloom, et al. This older, original version is very scary!
Like The Blair Witch Project, a more recent and very successful horror film, The Haunting depends mostly
on your imagination for the scariness, and if you have a decent imagination, this works really well! The
eerie setting and cinematography, along with the slight way in which it has dated over time (being in black-and-white and
all) make it that much scarier. No monsters or blood or gore in this movie, and virtually no sudden surprises, but
lots of spooky-looking sets, special lighting and sound effects, and other mechanisms to set your imagination whirring
non-stop.
The plot is straightforward: A researcher invites several other people to spend a few weeks with him in a house
with a strong reputation for haunted happenings, and no sooner do they arrive than strange things begin to happen. One
of them (Julie Harris) is particularly vulnerable to the weirdness of the house and goes a bit nuts during the course
of the film. The movie is quite faithful to the book (which was also quite scary).
This film has none of the bathtubs of blood and slime that characterize modern "horror" films, but it will
probably scare the wits out of young children, so beware. Teenagers and adults will simply find it comfortably scary.
Its a great film to watch on Halloween or some similar occasion.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM/UA), 1963 / Rated G / Available on
VHS cassette
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Chocolate Fantasies
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Yet another fine family film that can be credited for the most part to Roald Dahl.
This film, which is hardly new but still great fun, is the story of an incredibly poor and extremely virtuous boy
(Peter Ostrum—who is a dentist today, by the way) who wins a trip to the most mysterious candy
factory in the world, the factory of Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder, in a role that seems to have been
written just for him).
Four other children from around the world win a trip to the factory as well, but they all have various character faults,
and they get into trouble one by one. Ill leave the rest for you to discover.
Gene Wilder is the most entertaining part of this film, although the visuals and special effects are very imaginative and
amusing as well. The poverty of Ostrums character is so exaggerated that it stretches the bounds of belief, even for
young children. In contrast, the other, evil kids who get invited to the
factory are spoiled rotten. Even the youngest child will have no trouble figuring out who the good guy is in this film.
This movie also has an unconditionally happy ending, which is nice. There is lots of music, by no less than Anthony
Newly. A line of Willy Wonka candies was marketed for a time after the movie came out (I think Quaker Oats
holds the trademarks).
The DVD is moderately well made. At least it will never wear out, but the transfer is not ideal.
Warner Bros., 1971 / Rated G / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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The World of the Very Small
A Bugs Life
This is a great computer-animation film, along the lines of Toy Story (and made by the same company),
but with a completely different plot, of course.
Flik (Dave Foley) is an ant unlike most ants, constantly trying to improve upon the tried-and-true ways
of the anthill. The ants have a tradition of gathering food each year for Hopper (Kevin Spacey) and his
band of grasshoppers, lest the latter become angry and do bad things to the ants, and one day Flik manages
to spill the entire offering into a pond just before Hopper and gang arrive. He volunteers to go out and find
“warrior bugs” that will help the anthill drive off the grasshoppers once and for all. In his search he mistakes
some fired talent from a bug circus for warriors, and brings them back to the anthill. You get the idea. Its a simple
but interesting plot, great for kids.
The animation and computer rendering in this film is superlative, of the same extraordinary quality as Toy Story.
Everything looks extremely real, and objects have been rendered in complete detail. In a “bug bar” in the city, for
example, patrons sit around a pearl-handled pocket knife that serves as a bar and order “Black Flags” and “Bloody Marys” (a big
drop of blood for mosquitoes who are into that sort of thing). There are so many jokes and one-liners (visual and auditory)
that you have to pay close attention to catch them all—such as the bar patron, a housefly, who complains to the waiter
that he is in his own soup, or the dissatisfied fly in the audience at the circus who complains “Ive only got 24 hours to live, and
Im not gonna spend it here!” Theres enough to keep both children and grown-ups amused throughout.
This film is great for young children—much better than Antz. Adults will like it, too.
One of the interesting details of this film is a hilarious series of outtakes during the ending credits. The weird thing is that theres
no such thing as outtakes in computer animation—each of the “outtakes” had to be deliberately planned and executed to
make it look like live-action “outtakes.” Pretty cool!
The DVD transfer is excellent (the first all-digital transfer ever, in fact) in both Zone 1 (USA) and
Zone 2 (European) versions. However, while the Zone 1 version provides both letterboxed
and P&S formats, anamorphic widescreen is missing, which is a disappointment. Apparently there are
still too few people in the USA with 16:9 television sets to profit from it. The Zone 2 version
provides anamorphic widescreen, however, and this, plus the PAL raster, makes it a better “print”
than the Zone 1 version.
Walt Disney Pictures, 1998 / Rated G / Available on
VHS cassette
and DVD
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